My Crazy Uncle Wears a Kilt

Well, it's a great day to be a Trump hater. Not able to contain themselves, Chucky Schumer is yelling 25th Amendment, AOC wants to impeach again, and all of the Republicans who voted for Biden are patting themselves on the back. It's so easy, after all Donald Trump is so hateful. Good riddance.

Now we can get back to the business of the American people. At least, the business that the Democrats think is the business of the American people. Abortions for all (even for men, of course. Gender is just a state of mind), Open borders. Abolish student loans. Defund law enforcement. Start a few wars. Abolish the Electoral College. Pack the Supreme Court with liberal judges. You see, it isn't enough to control the Presidency, the House of Representatives and the Senate so that the Democrats can pass any lunacy that they want (can anyone spell California?). They also need a liberal Supreme Court who will not judge anything they do as unconstitutional. That is what happened in Venezuela.

And let's not forget raise taxes, ban guns, cozy up to the bureaucrats at the Climate Consortium, send billions to Iran to show them how sorry we are that we blew up Suleimani, and send all of our jobs back to China. Have I forgotten anything? Oh, of course, vanquish the Trump virus.

And has anyone noticed that while we held a "fair and honest" election (our fair and honest press and Republicans told me so), Venezuela did the same?

Well, boy, that's a load off my mind! We can all breathe easy again while Joe Biden (or Not My President, as the Dems would say), Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi save the Constitution.

If I were younger I would just move to Venezuela and save myself the trouble of seeing what used to be my country become a wannabe Socialist "democracy".

No comments allowed on this one. I don't want to be accused of starting an insurrection (he said as his words dripped with sarcasm).